10 3 / 2019

2aminmyworld:
“ fakehistory:
“The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891
”
finally some good fucking historical accuracy
”

2aminmyworld:

fakehistory:

The Coca cola company responding to complaints in 1891

finally some good fucking historical accuracy

(via sorry)

20 2 / 2019

20 2 / 2019

officialunitedstates:

ATTENTION UNITED STATES CITIZENS:

a US federal LAW was just created that allows you to SMACK anyone who replies “THE SKY” when you ask them whats up

FOLLOW FOR MORE OFFICIAL LAW UPDATES

(via wish-i-was-flatlining-deactivat)

20 2 / 2019

introvertunites:
“If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​
”

introvertunites:

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites

(via introvertunites)

20 2 / 2019

20 2 / 2019

20 2 / 2019

20 2 / 2019

kylostantrums:

John Mulaney grew up in Chicago in the 80s. You know who else did?

Kevin McCallister.

You know why Kevin was so good at defending the house? Judging by his resourcefulness and creativity with the traps, Kevin definitely attended Detective J.J. Bittenbinder’s “Street Smarts” assemblies in school. In this essay I will

(via sorry)

20 2 / 2019

(Source: untrustyou, via timbllr)

28 1 / 2019

sherbetsushii:

“Hey, kid. You’re like me… How?”

(via mcavoy)